My totally awesometastic so great day!! *sarcasm intended*

SO LETS SEE HERE WHAT HAPPEND TODAY WITH ME YOU ASK WELL I'LL FREAKIN TELL YA CUZ ITS SO AWESOME!! YES IM USING ALL CAPS!!



1) I GOT LUNCH DETENTION. FOR WHAT YOU ASK. OH ILL TELL YOU MY FRIEND. I GOT LOVELY TARDY'S ARENT THOSE SO GREAT OH OH OH OH AND GUESS WHAT IF YOUR NOT IN YOUR SEAT BY THE TIME THE BELL RINGS BUT YOUR IN CLASS ITS STILL A FUN TARDY *jumps up and down clapping hands* ISN'T THAT JUST TERRIFIC! I KNOW IT IS CUZ GUESS WHAT FRIENDS I GOT 3 COUNT IT 3 LUNCH DETENTONS. HAHAH IM SO FLIPPIN HAPPY. BUT THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS STORY IS MY TEACHER MARKED DOWN THE SAME DAY TWICE SO SHE GAVE ME ONE MORE THEN I NEEDED WHOO HOO! THEN I WENT TO MY OH FAVORITE CLASS OF ENGLISH YUM! AND I FOUND OUT THAT SHE MADE A MISTAKE WHEN SHE WAS TAKING ATTENDENCE! YAAAAAAY! NOW HERES THE CATCH TO ALL OF THIS. 3 TARDYS IS A WARNING FROM THE TEACHER. NOW IF I STARTED OUT WITH 5 TARDYS AND GOT 2 TOOKEN AWAY HOW MANY DO I HAVE LEFT. HERE ILL EVEN GIVE YOU THE EQUATION 5-2=? FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF! SO IF I ONLY HAVE 3 REAL TARDYS THAT EANS ITS ONLY A WARNING NOT A DENTENTION. CUZ IF YOU HAVE 5 TARDYS YOU GET 3 LUNCH DETENTIONS THEN IF YOU HAVE 4 YOU GET 1. BUT HERES THE GREAT PART IDID DO MY LUNCH DETENTION TODAY FOR NO FUC..bad word sorry FREAKIN REASON. HAHAHAHA WASN'T THAT JUST A GOOD RIPPIN STORY!! I KNOW IT WAS!



2) I KNOW I TOLD HIM I KNOW I TOLD HIM 'I WAS THERE' (joke for Jordan and Morgan) I TOLD MY FATH...NO.. I TOLD BRANDON TO GO GET MY UNIFORM DRY CLEANED. WHY YOU ASk WELL ILL GLADLY TELL YOU! BECUASE PICTURE DAY IS TOMMROW AND WHAT ELSE IS OH THATS RIGHT A PROJECT FOR MY ACM TEACHER IS TOMMROW TOO AND GUESS WHAT I NEED. MY LOVELY UNIFORM WHICH I NEED TO PRESENT BECUASE I NEED TO BE ALL FANCY PROFESSIONAL DRESSED UP AND MY ROTC UNIFORM WOULD COUNT BUT I CAN MANAGE TO GET A GOOD GRADE WITHOUT DRESSING UP FOR THAT. NOW HERES THE BIG PROBLEM CADET PICTURES...TOMMROW WHEN WEDNESDAY WHEN WEDNESDAY WHEN....thrusday OH SO SAYS BRANDON! I EVEN TOLD THEM LIKE FREAKIN LAST WEEK WHEN MY PICTURES WERE BEING TAKEN AND HE STILL HAS THE NERVE TO COME HOME AND TELL ME..YOUR UNIFORM WILL BE READY BY THRUSDAY. ARE YOU FUC..haha almost slipped again FLIPPIN KIDDING ME. NOW LUCKY ME TOLD ALL MY COMMANDERS AND MY SQUAD LEADER "YES SIR EVERYTHING IS IN CHECK SIR." OH WELL I GUESS NOT WHEM I SHOW UP TOMMROW NOT IN UNIFORM HAHAH LUCKY ME!

I

HAVE

TO

DROP

IN

PUSH-UP

POSITION

UNTIL

THE

END

OF

CLASS

BECAUSE

I

HAVE

NO

UNIFORM

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YES I CANT WAIT MY ARMS ARE GOING TO FALL OFF HAHAH I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THAT!!

AND THAT WAS MY DAY DIDN'T IT SOUND LIEK A FUN TIME.