Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? The, why they heck can't paper do this to Scissors?
In fact, forget Scissors! Why can't paper do this to people?
Why aren't sheets of college- ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why!
It's because paper can't beat anybody!
A rock would teat that crap up in about 2 seconds.
When I play "rock, paper, scissors" I always choose rock.
Then when someone claims they've beaten me with their paper.
I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say something like...
"Oh no, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you."
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3 comments:
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Teehee glads ya like it thought it was pretty awesome too!
ur blogs make my day. specially since im so mad today
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